Tips On Answering The Earth's Hardest English Questions

The secret to success on standardized exams is doing very well on the English section. Most highscoring students have a voracious appetite for reading. If you are the type of individual that only reads the sides of cereal boxes and the cartoons inside gum wrappers, we at BeatTheTest highly recommend that you register for one of our courses.

If you are a student who has an appetite for reading, we recommend that you read the following books over the summer of you freshman and sophmore years. Otherwise your will need to take either the 1300 Review or IVY Verbal.

Title Author
Julius Caesar William Shakespeare
The Mahabharata R. K. Narayan
The Tales of Genji Murasaki Shikibu
Their Eyes Were Watching God Zora Neale Hurston
Invisible Man Ralph Ellison
The Sun Also Rises Ernest Hemingway
I Know Why The Caged Bird Sings Maya Angelou
The Jungle Upton Sinclair
The Grapes of Wrath John Steinbeck
The Color Purple Alice Walker
The Catcher in the Rye J. D. Salinger
Song of Solomon Toni Morrison
The Great Santini Pat Conroy
The Wealth Of Nations Adam Smith
The Protestant Work Ethic Max Weber
The Great Gatsby F. Scott Fitzgerald
Leaves of Grass Walt Whitman
The Art of War Sun Tzu
The Big Sea Langston Hughes
Crime And Punishment Fyodor Dostoevsky
The Will To Power Friedrich Nietzche
Bhagavad Gita Translation by Barbara Miller
The Joy Luck Club Amy Tan
The Autobiography Of Malcolm X Alex Haley
The Path To Power Robert Caro
The Souls of Black Folk W. E. B. DuBois
The Shame Of The Cities Lincoln Steffens
The God of Small Things Arundhati Roy
Black Boy Richard Wright
The Jewel In The Crown Paul Scott
Title Author
The Book Of Proverbs, Holy Bible King James Ed.
The Old Man And The Sea Ernest Hemingway
The Stranger Albert Camus
Macbeth W. Shakespeare
A Portrait Of The Artist As A Young Man James Joyce
Henderson the Rain King Saul Bellow
Tender Is The Night F. Scott Fitzgerald
Native Son Richard Wright
The Ramayana R. K. Narayan
Noble House James Clavell
The Pearl John Steinbeck
Wise Blood Flannery O’Connor
Roots Alex Haley
Shogun James Clavell
For Whom The Bell Tolls Ernest Hemingway
The Trial Franz Kafka
The Bluest Eye Toni Morrison
The Power Broker: Robert Moses And The Fall Of New York Robert Caro
Angela’s Ashes Frank McCourt
The Metamorphosis Franz Kafka
The Collected Poems of Wallace Stevens Wallace Stevens
The Prince Niccolo Machiavelli
The Merchant of Venice William Shakespeare
The Canterbury Tales Geoffrey Chaucer
Wuthering Heights Emily Bronte
David Copperfield Charles Dickens
The Water Is Wide Pat Conroy
A Tale of Two Cities Charles Dickens
The Red Pony John Steinbeck
Of Mice And Men John Steinbeck

Many parents may object to some of the above literary works, but you need to understand that the test preparers have read all of the above books. These books are viewed by many as some of the greatest works written in (or translated into) English. So we highly recommend that your kids read some of them prior to taking the exam.

Students should read the texts and pay close attention to interesting passages and focus on how the authors create moods (especially optimism and confusion). As your children read more of the books on the list, be ready for questions about many of the adult situations in the books. Your child, although in the seventh grade, will need help in understanding why adults behave the way they do. The answers are not simple, and unfortunately BeatTheTest cannot answer these questions for your children.

We also highly recommend that your children read The New York Times and The Wall Street Journal. They do not have to read the entire paper. However, they will need to read the editorial pages every day. Editorial pages are full of opinions, and that is what standardized exams test. Most exams confront students with other people’s dubious opinions in order to trick them into answering questions based on emotions, as opposed to the facts stated by the passage. The more students are aware of the one-sided views of adults (what many conservative academics call “right thinking”), the more they will not be fooled by trick questions. They can then read the paragraph objectively and answer the questions correctly.

The passages that follow are designed to trick you and to confuse you. You will get many of the questions wrong, as the questions are designed to make you think. Don’t get upset. You will find that as you do more questions, the sections will become easier.